The biggest scam your brain is telling you is that everybody else is human and allowed to make mistakes but that you yourself have to be perfect and flawless to deserve their company
“can i get a wa-hoo?” is genuinely the funniest thing a person could say in any situation but it is so undeniably powerful coming from a demon with a cheap mustache
hi everyone its been a WHILE,,, I am just popping up 2 say that it’s my birthday this month (mar. 24!) and if anyone has even $0.50 to spare so i can go visit my boyfriend @spiderrpeterr this spring, we’d both be incredibly grateful!
so far my favourite thing about season 2 magnus archives is how absolutely feral Jon is in the supplemental recordings. episode ends like, “I find it hard to credit that this event ever occurred, *sigh* another dead end” then immediately click click “Supplemental. I broke into Gertrude’s flat.”
“end recording…” click click *out of breath, running* “It is remarkably easy to buy an axe in central London.”