I see into your soul, Doctor. I see beauty, I see divinity, I see… hatred.
You’re Petting Your Cat All Wrong!
Jackson Galaxyexplains why everything can seem to be going fine and cuddly when your cat suddenly turns mean.
What he calls the “finger nose” actually works great for scratching too, if you go slow and are observant your cat will guide you to where they want skritches, for how long they want them, then where next, just like someone saying “Ohhh, up a little. A bit harder.” and will love you for it!
billy joel and so it goesand every time i've held a rose
it seems i've only felt the thorns
and so it goes, and so it goes
and so will you soon, i suppose
easy max bialystock cosplay
- fall in love with leo bloom
if you want to ask a bisexual or asexual person about their sexual history to verify that they’re queer, but you don’t want them to take it the wrong way, try this useful communication technique:
give them twenty dollars and go away.
As a bi person, I can attest to the beneficiality of this method.
Back to witches and wizards, and magical beasts!
To goblins and ghosts, and to magical feasts!
It’s all that I love, and it’s all that I need.
Hogwarts, Hogwarts! I think I’m going back—
When I’m alone, I’m the best looking person in the room. When I’m surrounded by people, I’m still the best looking person in the room most of the time. Being beautiful is a gift and a curse except it’s not a curse at all. It’s just a gift and I feel like every day is the best birthday of my life.
I’ve never met cr1tikal but I trust him.
I feel if I was in any horror situation I would be so safe and calm because with any other person they would be screaming and crying but if he and I were trapped in a building surrounded by ravenous mutants he would just be deadpan like “they are so rude I can’t believe this. Let’s blow this Popsicle stand.”